new warning lables
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new warning lables
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks
of time.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary.
15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks
of time.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the morning and see something really scary.
15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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